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Here's what I learned over the years from the NES:
- That ninjas can throw fire balls. (Ninja Gaiden) - When you knock blocks with your head you can have useful items pop out of it. (Super Mario Bros.) - The guys who drive zambonis wear goalie helmets. (Ice Hockey) - Those refs can be pretty strong when your knocked out on the ice! (Blades Of Steel) - It's really tough being a paper boy! (PaperBoy) - You can jump up to 30 feet and throw unlimited ninja stars. (Demon Sword) - If you save the president of the U.S., he might just give you a hamburger instead of a position in office or money! (Bad Dudes) - Brave, noble warriors may not "use" themselves! (Shadowgate) - Some cars can jump REALLY high! (Bump 'n' Jump) - Sword can keep you company. (The Legend Of Zelda) - Educational games don't make it far. (Donkey Kong Jr. Math) - Whips can be used to kill Dracula. (Castlevania) - Kicks can be more powerful against monsters than swords. (Kickmaster) - Mushrooms can make you grow very tall. (Super Mario Bros.) - To have to save a damsel in distress over and over again. (Super Mario Bros., Bump 'n' Jump, Kung Fu, Demon Sword, etc.) - You can get all kinds of money by defeating monsters. (The Legend Of Zelda) - Hearts can be used for money. (Castlevania II: Simon's Quest) - The best adventures happen in our dreams. (Super Mario Bros. 2, Little Nemo: The Dream Master) - Snowballs can knock a turtle back about 10 feet! (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game) - U.S. boxers are the greatest in the world and the French ones are really bad. (Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!) - Hulk Hogan is the best, even on the NES games. (WWF WrestleMania) - Everyone hates Dr. Jeckyll because they lay bombs by you and even the animals try to kill you. (Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde) - Game publishers don't really know English that well. (Pro Wrestling, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link) - Video games WERE fun at one time (1985 - 1995) 10 years of greatness! (Originally from Nintendo Player)
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